Monday, December 24, 2007

21+ Ways to a Happy New Year

One or two of these may work for you:

Most are verygood advice.

ONE. "Give your best effort in all regards, and do so cheerfully.

TWO. "Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other.

THREE. "Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want.

FOUR. "When you say, "I love you," mean it.

FIVE. "When you say, "I'm sorry," look the person in the eye.

SIX.. "Be engaged at least six months before you get married.

SEVEN. "Believe in love at first sight.

EIGHT. "Never laugh at anyone's dream. People who don't have dreams don't have much.

NINE. "Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely.

TEN. "In disagreements, fight fairly. ! No name calling.

ELEVEN. "Don't judge people by their relatives.

TWELVE. "Talk slowly but think quickly.

THIRTEEN. "When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, "Why do you want to know?"

FOURTEEN. "Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk.

FIFTEEN. "Always over tip for good service.

SIXTEEN. "When you lose, don't lose the lesson .

SEVENTEEN. "Remember the three R's: Respect for self; Respect for others; and Responsibility for all your actions.

EIGHTEEN. "Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship.

NINETEEN. "When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it.

TWENTY. "Smile when picking up the phone. The caller will hear it in your voice.

TWENTY-ONE. "Spend some time alone." But not too much.

"Say "Gesundheit" when you hear someone sneeze."

"A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart."

Thanks, Kenna.

Sunday, December 23, 2007

It's Got to Get Better Than This.

The great euphoria for Global Orgasm seems now to have all petered out.
The lascivious event, timed with the Winter solstice came and went, without much note.
I was home alone, but I've yet to find out what my girlfriend was doing.
Where are my people? I hope you are all enjoying yourselves.

Sound, Lights, Action! I love it.
These are so cool, Christmas Lights Gone Wild
Wow! These Xmas Lights Dance - literally
A 5th of Beethoven!

Down yonder, the folks have something to be proud of; HillBilly Christmas lights!
Just imagine, I'm expected to give up all the marvelous, and quaint things like this, for a new life in the big city. Indeed, life is not fair!
Too much moonshine, and you'll screw up your lights! Charmz Hillbilly Xmas Lights. With the Soggy Bottom Boys.

I should make that mean woman strip, and do the Can Can, for me first.